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my wife that cheated on me
me: bro my egg wife cheated on me
my friend: yeah i fucked her
me: isn’t she like a lesbian wtf
The most saggy, terrible, worst looking breasts ever seen. Could possibly cause blindness or retnal detachment.
After La-sha breastfed all 8 children, she suffered from the worst case of eggs on hooks the doctor had seen, as a result she was elligible for imediate implants surgery.
A really hard and sharp poo that hurts when on the toilet having a shit similar to a hemmeroid
Tyrone: yo have you laid any bum eggs recently
Jerome: yeah man , 3 already and its only 8 am
When pickled eggs taste like foul sulfur, and it goes a bit moldy.
The moldy pickled eggs taste like sulfur.
delicious and seggsy tasting breakfast egg sammies, served all Effin day,
Have you been ti Effin egg and tasted the bacon egg snd cheese breakfast sammie?
A weird boy who loves curry and has a sexual fetish for cream eggs
Mark: “Hey Abdul curry Karim egg what are you eating?”
Abdul: *stuffs cream egg down his pants* “ it’s a cream egg, and I ain’t eating it!!”
When you spread your cheeks, and someone puts their balls on your ass, and you close them and fart.
someone: ur pickling my eggs so good right now
someone else: i love pickling eggs