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French Flicker Gooning is the act of climaxing while shoveing a baguette up your anus. The techniueque was invented by the french general napoleon bonarparte in the battle of austerlitz in 1805. It was performed to calm down before battle. According to napoleons wife Josephine de Beauharnais he performe this profane act before the invasion of russia. The technique was so lethal, becouse the ejaculate quickend at a rapid rate wich coused it to treverse straight through the cranium of many unfurtunate russian genererals. This tactic was officialy indoctrinated into russian military doctrine, where its still in use in the russo-ukraine war.
I think president macronne performed french flicker gooning in paris, during his compain for president.
The act of mixing pudding and human feces to consume for sexual enjoyment
Christian: What are you guys going to to tonight?
Hanna: We're going to make French Pudding :)
Ass to ass with a double dildo
The two retirees decided to retire after a night of drinks with a French Fuck as a night cap.
The act of fucking while eating baguette, croissant or any french dishes. Wine can also be involved into the process.
"Why you eat a fuckin baguette Adrien!"
"Because i give you a nice French Fuck Olivia"
Example 1:
"Adrien you put wine everywhere! I'm wet!"
"Don't complain Olivia, it's just more wet than you'll never be"
Example 2:
"This croissant is really crispy Olivia"
"But it will never be as much crispy as i am Adrien"
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spanish is better than French since yes
When you get just the tip
Last night, this guy was really unsure about getting it done so I only got a french manicure.
French Manicure- when a guy says “just the tip”
“I know you’re tired bae, lemme just give you the french”
French Manicure: when he wants to put just the tip in
“Ugh tonight...ok maybe just a french mani”