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clingy friend

a person who is usually attached to you a lot, doesn't like when you don't pay attention to them, needs to be around you or else they may feel underappreciated etc.

Two people talking.
One person starts talking to someone else for a while.
Person 2: Hey! I'm talking to you still! Oii pay attention!
Person 1: *ignores them*
Person 2: may feel ignored and annoyed (even if it's only once)

clingy friend is basically where you need to KNOW a lot about the other person eg. where they are, why they're doing something, how something is going.

they can be quite nosy and needs to know very irrelevant details. it can sometimes come off as stalker like.

by bobaxtea October 27, 2020


Industrial friend

Someone you met at work and have to regard as a friend - but it stops there. You have to like them, you can’t avoid it. However outside of work they are complete fucking tools who you wouldn’t piss on if they were in fire. Cretins at the best of times, industrial friends are bellends you want to punch in the eye to remind them that actually, you do not like them under any circumstances.

Oh yeah Brett, he’s an industrial friend. He’s a fucking cock wombles but he’s my manager and pay the wages but I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire. Actually I would piss on him just for a laugh!

by Malcom shiddyarse October 6, 2018


Friends with Boundaries

Friends that are just friends that just talk.

Him and i are just friends with boundaries.

by Zapporah123@ April 29, 2016


Arable friend

mate flake party animal

Arable Friend, one who rotates friendship groups in order to allow each to recover before returning to plough them again. Allows enough time to be missed.

E. G. Oh he's Arable, he'll be back when his other friends are drained of all nutrients, vitamins and the will to live

by Platinumtool April 23, 2019


monologue friend

noun. a friend who will call a good listener and speak non-stop, whether or not the callee can get a word in edgewise.

My monologue friend called last night. My monologue friend talked for an hour and a half. My monologue friend didn't even notice when I stopped talking; it didn't phase her/him. Monologue friends will keep on talking.

by creatiffany February 12, 2010


friend raped

When a friend comes over and wayyyy over stays their welcome but knowing that you are friends ... you wont make them leave.

She and her 4 kids came over just before dinner, unannounced, took off all the jackets and boots.

Without being polite about the situation she asked "What are we having for dinner?"

"Thats just wrong ... honey you were friend raped !"

by owenscott1 November 11, 2011


friends with needs

Somebody who has sexual tension and chooses to take it out on a friend (as long as they're okay with it). No intimacy intimacy involved; just cuddles and kisses.

Almost like fuck buddies without the fucking.

"Whoa, dude, are Sarah and Kyle a thing?"
"Nah , bro. They're just friends with needs."

by scrotesmegotesbru February 28, 2016