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Industrial friend

Someone you met at work and have to regard as a friend - but it stops there. You have to like them, you can’t avoid it. However outside of work they are complete fucking tools who you wouldn’t piss on if they were in fire. Cretins at the best of times, industrial friends are bellends you want to punch in the eye to remind them that actually, you do not like them under any circumstances.

Oh yeah Brett, he’s an industrial friend. He’s a fucking cock wombles but he’s my manager and pay the wages but I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire. Actually I would piss on him just for a laugh!

by Malcom shiddyarse October 6, 2018


Friends with Boundaries

Friends that are just friends that just talk.

Him and i are just friends with boundaries.

by Zapporah123@ April 29, 2016


Arable friend

mate flake party animal

Arable Friend, one who rotates friendship groups in order to allow each to recover before returning to plough them again. Allows enough time to be missed.

E. G. Oh he's Arable, he'll be back when his other friends are drained of all nutrients, vitamins and the will to live

by Platinumtool April 23, 2019


The Oblivion Friends

The OF are an internet society consisting of people from all over the world with one mission: to spread their philosophy of insanity, also called insanism to the world

They have a website: www.freewebs.com/obfrendz

The OF has several threads on the Oblivion board, called "The Oblivion Friends get together Thread!" on GameSpot but are expanding to their own website.

What exactly ARE the Oblivion Friends? - nmandude

We....are a group of nerds who have nothing better to do at work/school/ or home so we post in here about random stuff usually NOT pertaining to Oblivion...but sometimes it does.
We have already had 4 threads that have reached 500 posts and one of those actually hit 502!
- WhiteShadow3

by Blerns September 10, 2006


monologue friend

noun. a friend who will call a good listener and speak non-stop, whether or not the callee can get a word in edgewise.

My monologue friend called last night. My monologue friend talked for an hour and a half. My monologue friend didn't even notice when I stopped talking; it didn't phase her/him. Monologue friends will keep on talking.

by creatiffany February 12, 2010


friends with needs

Somebody who has sexual tension and chooses to take it out on a friend (as long as they're okay with it). No intimacy intimacy involved; just cuddles and kisses.

Almost like fuck buddies without the fucking.

"Whoa, dude, are Sarah and Kyle a thing?"
"Nah , bro. They're just friends with needs."

by scrotesmegotesbru February 28, 2016


just a friend

someone you obviously have feelings for but are too blinded by your love for someone else that you dont see they like you back.

marinette? she’s just a friend!
no we’re not dating, she’s my just a friend!

by layanb March 26, 2021