Going to the bakery is the process in which one consumes a large quantity of marijuana causing them to get high or "baked" the phrase going to the bakeryis usually used when one is in a public situation and doesnt want other people to know he/she is talking about reefer.
"Dude this math test blows, as soon as class is dismissed im going to the bakery."
"Who wants to join me in going to the bakery after work."
Used when someone’s demeanor is about to change dramatically, usually for the worse.
If that cashier forgot to put a straw in my bag again, I’m gonna go different.
Used/said when on this specific day you or a group of people go crazy or “asylum”.
Such as doing stuff like eating shit, smoking bible paper, or finding out why dog noses are wet.
Bro 1: *types on Instagram story* anyone going asylum today?
Bro 2: *replies* hell yeah! Let’s meet up and go fucking crazy!!
When you wanna get to safe zone, so you come out of a portal in the sky
Dude: Hey Bro shall we Rift to go
You: Nah bro we'll be fi-*gets knocked*
Going Moses is period sex. The man's cock parts the red sea just like the great Moses.
"Yo Brad, I heard Tiffany's on her period right now. Must suck that you can't get any action."
"Thad bro, I don't care about no period. I'm going Moses the next chance I get"
verb. to suddenly transform into a mailbox
Our sex life went to hell when my husband started going postal.
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Putting someone in a situation just to test their loyalty.
She is going devils on her man to see if he'll cheat on her! I hope that backfires!