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Having a line of coke in the morning at work.
Fuck me Jim! you look like you’ re still sleeping! go on have a Perman in the disabled toilet and get back on your feet.
1. A more retarded way to say "your mom is gay"
Friend 1: your mom have the big gay
Friend 2: no u
Kassidy wants to have ice cream in the woods with Erik.
Hym "I am not going to spend the next 40 years laboring. My contribution has generated enough to buy myself out of the work force. If I am not allowed to do that... Then I HAVE TO murder someone's kid. HAVE TO. What is happening to me is nothing more than the desire of solipsistic men and breeders to FEEL LIKE they are in control of the incel problem. If they are not forced to release me and punished for doing this... Someone's kid is going to HAVE TO die. I wish that weren't the case and you don't actually have to understand why it is the case and I don't care if you don't believe me."
I don't HAVE to do it but clearly I am
Hym "Nah, you're clearly being a piss pants. I HAVE to toot my own horn but you can't deny the brilliance of someome who has revolutionized multiple industries. You want to sit over there and childishly withhold the benefits but, really, what's the point? I also got a dozen good shows out of it. The only part of this that isn't working is the 'convincing you that you're being a shit' part. But it's ok. I know you're like 8 years behind so I know that your shit brains will eventually catch up to my genius brains."
Henchman- Boss, I have bad news.
Five minutes later-
*repeated gunshots*