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Mud drag

When you pull your dick out of her ass and wipe it across her back.

Bro, she was so dirty I had to give her a mud drag

by MrSirMcDir August 12, 2022


Mud pushers

Another term for fudge packers

The general says stop being mud pushers

by Biggus Nibbis May 26, 2023


Mud Flossing

The act of filling an elderly man's colon with chocolate syrup, and then laying on your back with a big, smug smile on your face, while the elderly man straddles you and squirts it onto your teeth.

Jeremy Clarkson, of the show "Top Gear," holds a Bachelor of Science in Bolivian mud flossing, because gargling "chocolate fecal slurry" has been his life-long passion.

by Mr. Tinkerdog February 13, 2014


Mud-Onion Salad Toss

The Mud-Onion Salad Toss is a sexual act in which both partners make, and then mix, their shit together. One will then hand wank the other to completion with as much shit-mix on their hands as possible.

"Sorry if you can smell runny onions, lads. I was on that Mud-Onion Salad hype last night and didn't get a thorough scrub in this morning."

"Ever since that Mud-Onion Salad Toss, my dick skin has been silken and smooth!"

by TinfoilTaz December 9, 2021


Mud crawler

A term to describe people who crawl through poop that are in large amounts. These people tend to have a poop fetish that is extreme.

John and his wife are such mud crawlers.

by January 12, 2022


African Mud Packer

When one takes his shit and stuffs it's all in her mouth and packs it down deep with his cock.

Nathan took his shit and gave Katrina an African Mud Packer, she enjoyed it very much.

by Stewthecunt December 17, 2015


Mud Smurf

When a girl gives you blue balls and then poops on your balls.

Yeah last night Amanda was about to finish me off and then mud smurfed me and left.

by ElevenToesJohn October 16, 2020