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Kevin Aldred

The main reason kleenex is still in business!! He prefers 3 ply. Kevin is a true believer in mind reading and owns lanes 38 to 11. Does not drive raymond trucks because he only wears a crown. Will not second guess a call to the the ministry of labour. Kevin has also pulled more pallets than another reach driver. He's a strong believer that a missing check digit is a health and safety issue!!

Kevin Aldred is a spitting image of caillou!!

by KEVIN ALDRED January 20, 2024


Kevin-Baconing

Kevin-Baconing (verb): When you're stressed, mad or frustrated and all you can do is go to an empty warehouse (or whatever space is accessible to you at the time) and dance around—typically in a flailing manner—using machinery and other objects as gymnastics equipment to express your deepest emotions. Upon Kevin-Baconing, you feel like a weight has been lifted. You find that you are no longer the ghost of Kevin Bacon (aka Ren McCormack). Instead, you are yourself again... but way better.

Hey so I have to cancel plans tonight. Work was a real bitch. I'll be in my garage Kevin-Baconing until I feel better. Hit you up after.

by Tom Ato December 2, 2022


Pulled A Kevin

Shamefully exhausting all 6 wordle guesses resulting in failure to complete the daily puzzle.

Shit! I didn't solve Wordle today and pulled a Kevin.

by Pulled A Kevin January 29, 2024


Kevin W

A dirty ass, bottom of the barrel wannabe that thinks he can sing but in reality, he sounds like an obese woman’s wet fart.

Did you hear that Kevin W? Everyone threw up after his performance.

by McBigBooty October 14, 2022


kevin li

We are kevins, lets all be kevin together.

I'm here to speak for all of us-
we are kevins.

kevin kevin kevin

DUDE IS THAT KEVIN LI????????

( a man, normally asian, stays loyal to ONE girl (even if she never loved him, what an idiot he is)

by ClassyKoovin January 9, 2025


Kevin Garner

A perfect human

Kevin Garner is perfect for Nathalie

by I_Love_Kevin_Garner February 14, 2022


kevin talk

"Why use big word when small word easy" - kevin

Kevin Talk
Person1: can you just hunt down the original part.
kevin: Yes, me do

Later...

Person1: hey kevin what were you saying earlier about that paperwork.
Kevin: me do now.

by BumpleShmuples September 21, 2021