a fake condition used to make excuses so that you don’t have to squat.
“I’m supposed to be maxing out next week but idk”
‘Why?’
“Leg hurty ):”
A usually small breed of dog that yips incessantly causing massive headaches, ear aches, and blood curdling rage to everyone in earshot with exception of its owner who seems oblivious to why non-stop yapping would be problematic.
Neighbors dog has been yapping all day. I call it a four legged migraine
A pooper who yells allah akbar before nutting in your mom
We need to help my friend before he becomes a stanky leg poop daddy
Also spelled gimmy legs. To be so scared that your legs shake back and fourth. Either standing or sitting.
Basically another way to say that you're spreading your legs
Chloe: Have you seen the Timothee Chalamet? He played Willy Wonka in that new movie
Sam: Of course! I saw the movie!
Sophia: Y'all don't know that he was in Lady Bird?! Unbelievable newgen locals;-;
Marcus: Omg my legs just divorced when I saw him😝
A version of the "monster under your bed," which is feared by people who are afraid of the dark. It is believed that if you leave one of your legs out of the blanket while you're sleeping so it doesn't get too hot for you, this mysterious being will grab the exposed leg and take you into his evil lair.
It may also just be your cat. But what if you don't own a cat?
"I'm hot."
"Just pull the blanket up."
"I can't. The blanket leg demon will steal me away."
"*Sigh* Will you ever let that go?"
When a womans legs are fat and sweaty from just walking
Hey look at her wiping her sweaty chicken legs