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Leg Hurty

a fake condition used to make excuses so that you don’t have to squat.

“I’m supposed to be maxing out next week but idk
‘Why?’
Leg hurty ):”

by lifta December 9, 2022


four legged migraine

A usually small breed of dog that yips incessantly causing massive headaches, ear aches, and blood curdling rage to everyone in earshot with exception of its owner who seems oblivious to why non-stop yapping would be problematic.

Neighbors dog has been yapping all day. I call it a four legged migraine

by cptskratch May 16, 2014


stanky leg poop daddy

A pooper who yells allah akbar before nutting in your mom

We need to help my friend before he becomes a stanky leg poop daddy

by Pooo daddy420 August 31, 2019


Jimmy legs

Also spelled gimmy legs. To be so scared that your legs shake back and fourth. Either standing or sitting.

I got the Jimmy legs.

by Rebel2012 June 6, 2020


My legs just divorced

Basically another way to say that you're spreading your legs

Chloe: Have you seen the Timothee Chalamet? He played Willy Wonka in that new movie
Sam: Of course! I saw the movie!
Sophia: Y'all don't know that he was in Lady Bird?! Unbelievable newgen locals;-;
Marcus: Omg my legs just divorced when I saw him😝

by idontknowwhatmypseudonymshould May 24, 2024


Blanket Leg Demon

A version of the "monster under your bed," which is feared by people who are afraid of the dark. It is believed that if you leave one of your legs out of the blanket while you're sleeping so it doesn't get too hot for you, this mysterious being will grab the exposed leg and take you into his evil lair.

It may also just be your cat. But what if you don't own a cat?

"I'm hot."

"Just pull the blanket up."

"I can't. The blanket leg demon will steal me away."

"*Sigh* Will you ever let that go?"

by Someone who kinda exists August 13, 2021


sweaty chicken legs

When a womans legs are fat and sweaty from just walking

Hey look at her wiping her sweaty chicken legs

by sexyass22 March 19, 2014