my mother

stupid

You are like my mother.

my mother

A BIG FAT LAZY PERSON

MY MOTHER IS U

My mother

Single since my dad booked it. Pays all the taxes and expenses.

"My mother is single.

My MoThEr

A person who always leaves you at the age of 4 and comes back to you at the age of 12 to say happy birthday and leave. But before she leaves shes going to tell you that shes really sorry and then she will leave for another 7-8 years then come back telling you that you suddenly have a SISTER you had no FUCKING clue about

My MoThEr left me >:(

Founding Mother

The wife of one of the Founding Fathers of the United States of America

Martha Washington, a Founding Mother, is the Mother of our Country and George Washington is the Father of our Country.

Bother Mother

An individual whom uses such words "oh bother" at a concerning level. Often used by names beginning with H,J,K, L and V.

girl 1: Oh bother
girl 2: uhh not again

girl 1: dont be such a bother
girl 2: yep you're a bother mother

The Mother Fucker

Someone who has fucked everyone’s mother including there own and all the mothers related to them

“ the mother fucker is incest”