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The onset form of a taint after several hours of continuous ass pounding to the point that the gooch swells and forms a shape and mushy feel, similar to a tasty muffin top. Similar to the phenomenon known as cauliflower ear.
Example: Bobby banged me so hard last night I grew an uncontrollably fat gooch muffin.
A thin and fragile white woman that others would describe as a “mud shark” or “snow bunny”
Oh your know Destiny? She’s such a easy muffin!
What your boyfriend calls you when he adores you.
My sweet puffy fluffy muffin chocolate. You are just too cute.
Love handles / muffin top Excessive fat carried around the lower torso.
Oh girl. Look at them muffin knobs. Better lay off the Twinkies.
To smoke pot and get high. Occasionally used as code among teen friends and peers.
Pot head 1: Hey, lets meet later at my place and bake some muffins.
Pot head 2: Okay, I'll see you later.
When a person wears pants tight enough to create a "muffin top" and a man fucks the folds of the "muffin top", ejaculating between the folds. Continuing or movement after causes the semen to become frothy and creamy, similar to a milkshake.
"Have you ever had a muffin milkshake?"
"Dude, I gave Alexa a muffin milkshake last night!"