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The Ithaca College School of Music is comprised half of ridiculous talent and half of compete insanity.
Pretty much every faculty member is an urban legend and a ridiculous virtuoso. The faculty includes, but is not limited to: John "tavakididama" White, Pablo "The Most Interesting Man in the World" Cohen, Bradley "Sass" Hougham, David "Eroica Dynamite" Pacun, Frank "Keep It in the Family" Campos, Dave "The Wizard" Unland, Ed "Pianoforte" Swenson, Mark "Look at my pecs" Radice, Jeffrey "Hector Berlioz" Meyer, John "He's not so much a pianist as he is a state of mind" Stetch, etc.
The music school intentionally removed all of the vending machines some years ago because they realized their students would not leave the building otherwise.
The school of music is at its classiest during its annual Christmas concert, "Ford Fest." On this special day, the practice rooms transform into an open bar and opium den.
All in all, a utopia of musicality.
PS- Josh "No Socks" Oxford.
"Did you hear about the Ithaca College School of Music?"
"Yeah, it's so P-T-S-K!"
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The music of Kid Rock that appeals to trailer park residents and trumpers.
That Kid Rock sucks! It’s real white trash music.
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"I hear banjo music" refers to isolated, dangerous places; with an allusion to the film Deliverance (1972).
We're really in the boonies. I hear banjo music.
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1. A master of 80's music.
2. A game where players compete playing their arsenal of the cheesiest, most unlistenable 80's music they know to get the most laughs and "Oh shits!" over their opponent. He/she with the cheesiest music wins.
"God damn man, I was moppin' the floor with this muthafucka! I was hittin' him at all angles with Starship, Billy Ocean, Wang Chung, and some Glenn Frey! I am the 80's Music Connoisseur!"
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When there's a girl who is way too gorgeous standing in the music room looking out of the window. When you see her you get so nervous and your arm twists. Sometimes you see her in the hallway with her gorgeous chapped lips and her friend with the gorgeous hair and her other friend with the tissue stuck to her foot and you cry because they're way too gorgeous and you're nothing of the sort compared to them. OH MY GOSH! STUNNING! BEAUTIFUL!
"Did you see the gorgeous girl in the music room?"
"Yeah she was looking way too gorgeous"
The Music Industry Standard Response is the general reply you will get from emailing or calling someone in the music industry. IE: NO FRIGGIN REPLY WHATSOEVER... NONE, RADIO SILENCE, A VOID OF COMMUNICATION, Absolutely bugger all response.
MISR is used by almost any part of the music industry as the first port of call when faced with a long question, a question they don't like, or respect enough with an answer.
"Hi Sir, I would like to book the Bum Luvin' Criminals for my wedding, do you think they would like $10k ?"
*Silence* - Music Industry Standard Response (ie no reply)
...And a day later we watch a bit of bush roll by, and a squeaky sign squeak in the wind.
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