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The act of wrapping one's dick in tin foil, putting it in the oven, and leaving to toast in the oven at 350 for 15-20 minutes, or until crispy, then proceeding to fuck another man in the ass.
Hey, did you hear about Simon giving Garfunkel that hot pocket?
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The action of choking a lady with a head dress during inter course. And shoving crushed habanero peppers, green onions, pepperoni, and scolding hot melted cheese (any cheese of your choice) into her vagina. Then you proceed to fuck her and stuff the food into her vaginal cavity until the burning from the habanero's causes her too bleed there for making the sauce for the hot pocket. Then take the ingredients out and you then have a yummy treat!
Damn son, a Arabic Hot Pocket sounds amazing right now
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The act of two men meeting anus to anus. The first man to shit into the anus of the other wins and gets to have sex with the freshly shatted anus.
The pet store was out of gerbils so we decided to give the sanfran super pocket a try and to my surprise what a reward to get to push in that steamy goodness.
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when a guy opens a girls pussy and shits inside it then rubs the clit for a little and then fucks her in the pussy
yo did you hear greg did a hot pocket to kate.
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The act of placing a pepperoni hot pocket in the microwave for 69 seconds then fucking the hot pocket until you ejaculate then giving the hot pocket to a slutty bitch then forcing her to eat it while she finder's her pussy while your fucking her in the ass.
"Bro last night I gave you mom an Alabama Hot Pocket"
"Dude ask your sister if she liked that Alabama Hot Pocket I gave her last weekend"
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A Cooked Granade In Call Of Duty 4
Theres a hot pocket coming in strong
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When you shit into a girls mouth and then she gives you head.
Dude! i just gave this chick a belgium hot-pocket!
EW.... thats nasty
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