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Every September 24 grabs someone’s boobs
Hey you know it’s grab boob day
it's not a fuckin thing you horny fuck. go jump off a damn bridge if you think it's okay to grab a girls tits, you fucking bastard.
dude 1: "it's national grab boob day! let's go grab some tits!"
dude 2: "are you actually serious? you're fucking disgusting"
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FUCK OFF. GENUINELY FUCK OFF.
MOTHERFUCKERS GENUINELY HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS DAY JUST TO GRAB BOOBS. GO TO PORNHUB OR SOME SHIT AND MASTURBATE WITH YOUR 2 INCHER YOU LONELY ASS MOTHERFUCKING, FUCKING LOOK AT HENTAI OR SOME SHIT YOU FUCKING FETISH-RIDDEN DISGRACE. STOP SEXUALLY ASSAULTING RANDOM WOMEN ON THE STREETS, GO KYS.
Person/Boy 1: “omg it’s National Grab Boob Day!!1 let me go grab that random woman’s racks, she look like she’s got the whole ass bakery!! with that dumpy too!!1”
Person/Boy 2: *punches* “wtf dude that’s disgusting, you can’t just go sexually assault women”
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An alternative to commando tits. To free boob it means to wear a top with no bra on underneath.
"My girlfriend is going free boob today."
"Savannah is free-boobing it today"
The intentional or inadvertant use of a phrase that has multiple meanings, one of more or which is related to boobs or breasts.
Lady in checkout line: "Dang, that sale on Spaghetti-os was too good to pass up!"
Bag-boy: "those are really big cans... Of spaghetti-os I meant. Can I carry them out to your car for you?"
she replies "Was that a boob-lon-tondra?"
When you wake up to leaky boobs
Daughter: MOM I GOT Boob sauce Mom: take some bandages bro or sum
A boob that is both mostly red (from essentially being a gigantic nipple) and covered the the small fine hairs of an anorexic girl.
Sheri unbuttoned her blouse in the locker room only to have her friend spit coffee out of her mouth and declare, "Holy Tomato Boobs Batman!"