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(n./slang) A synonym for clitoris.
Husband: Suppose we'll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?
Wife: Oh yes, definitely, sweetheart!
Husband: Anything in particular you'd like me to do?
Wife: Yes! I love it when you rub your penis on my twat penis, baby! Now let me make a man out of you!
Husband: Excuse me, dear, but what in the hell is a "twat penis?"
Wife: Go look it up in the Urban Dictionary, honey! Then give me nine inches and make it HURT!
Husband: Oh no, not again! I'll have to screw you three times and knock you over the head with a frying pan!
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When your penis gets cut off, then two penis heads grow in its place.
" the angry women cut off the penis hydra of the man, only to find two more grew in its place."
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Word used to describe something, without making you look like a homo, and people don't assume you know what penis tastes like.
penis can be replaced with dick or any other sex organ.
This cake tastes like theoretical dick
Your momma's lips tasted like theoretical penis
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(v) When one stabs repeatedly with one's penis until bleeding occurs. To penis-shank.
(n) That with which one penis-shanks.
I penis-shanked that ho and never checked to see if she made it home alive.
Johnny woke up the next morning, but the random girl he had penis-shanked the night before was gone. Fortunately, it hadn't rained yet and he was able to track her down.
Susie: I'm so horny.
Bobby: Should I sharpen my penis-shank?
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The art of drawing a penis; and turning into a face. Whether it be smiling, frowning, or nuetral. A penis face always, always ALWAYS has eyelashes.
I was doodling a penis on my desk; and when the teacher walked by, totally turned into a penis face. I am THE BOMB.
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Any penis that has been worn or beaten to the point of stripedness. Commonly appears as indentations and red stripes from the hand of the offender.
Common causes of the progression of the condition: Marriage, Lack of girlfriend, Lack of a suitable nymphomaniac to pleasure yourself with, or simply the undeniable urge to constantly spank oneself.
Most effective method of curing the condition: turn off one's video game console and do whatever necessary to score some action, including prostitution or hogging (pleasuring the obesely overweight) if necessary; put down the glow-in-the-dark Star Wars light saber, and use these skills to stab some stinky.
1. Even though my wife was home, I was so lonely over the weekend that I pleasured myself repeatedly until I developed zebra penis.
2. Billy hasn't been laid in about 3 months, he's probably given himself a zebra penis.
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A gigantic, huge mega-penis. It is roughly the size of an anaconda. Since no condoms will fit a pillow penis, garbage bags may be substituted. Oral Sex may be dangerous with a pillow penis-many women have lost an eye due to the size of the jumbo penis.
Moose, bulls, elephants, and whales all have smaller penises than someone with a pillow penis.
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