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mother fucking hell pig

a fat ass with no other thing to do in life other then to piss you off

my brother is a mother fucking hell pig
my mom is a MFHP

by 5:-P June 20, 2011


Not My Pig Not My Farm

"Not my problem," expressing that you'd rather not get involved after being asked for a favor .

Kid 1: Hey can you help me get my bike back from these bullies.
Kid 2: Not My Pig Not My Farm.

by Wun Hung Low April 16, 2022


Bleeding like a stuck pig

To bleed an extreme amount of blood. The expression likely comes from the method that farmers would slaughter their pigs. Pigs, when injured, release a bodily chemical that ends up making their meat taste bad. Because of that, farmers would stab the pig with a knife, specifically in an area that draws a lot of blood (such as the jugulars).

Did you see that dude get shot? He was bleeding like a stuck pig!

by CromBomb September 25, 2017


uncle sam's pig roast

Uncle Sam's Pig Roast (n) - The act of copulation with an obese woman on the fourth of July.

"Brian's walking kind of funny, he must've gone to Uncle Sam's Pig Roast... by the way, happy Independance Day!!"

by mr & jb September 04, 2006


National Peppa Pig Day

National Peppa Pig Day is celebrated on the 29th of September. It can be celebrated in any way (as long as it celebrates the life, creation or clips of peppa pig and her friends). Some people believe this special day isn’t as recognised as much as it should be. Happy Peppa Pig Day!

It is National Peppa Pig Day on 29/9/2021

by Tammy Sandford August 21, 2021


Like a pig sucking a straw

The sight of a catheter that has been inserted into a moist vagina

"Jesus Christ I just walked past Kelsy and she gave me a right eyeful when she was mid crossing her legs....she's got a bloody catheter in....it looked like a pig sucking a straw"

by Psycho Jeff January 26, 2020


Tree Hugging Pig Bitch

A Redneck Cop or Policeman in a rural area that hides behind trees or bushes on the side of road or highway to catch someone speeding. Sometimes they r there to masturbate or make there recent prisoner sqeel like a pig.

Look at that fucking Tree Hugging Pig Bitch, good thing he is sudamizing that bum instead of his job cause I was driving like I stole it.

by Gmac83 March 01, 2017