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Very happy. A pig in shit would be a happy pig, so we are even happier.
Interviewer: How do you feel having scored the winning goal?
Sport guy: Happier than a pig in shit.
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a fat ass with no other thing to do in life other then to piss you off
my brother is a mother fucking hell pig
my mom is a MFHP
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"Not my problem," expressing that you'd rather not get involved after being asked for a favor .
Kid 1: Hey can you help me get my bike back from these bullies.
Kid 2: Not My Pig Not My Farm.
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To bleed an extreme amount of blood. The expression likely comes from the method that farmers would slaughter their pigs. Pigs, when injured, release a bodily chemical that ends up making their meat taste bad. Because of that, farmers would stab the pig with a knife, specifically in an area that draws a lot of blood (such as the jugulars).
Did you see that dude get shot? He was bleeding like a stuck pig!
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Uncle Sam's Pig Roast (n) - The act of copulation with an obese woman on the fourth of July.
"Brian's walking kind of funny, he must've gone to Uncle Sam's Pig Roast... by the way, happy Independance Day!!"
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A Redneck Cop or Policeman in a rural area that hides behind trees or bushes on the side of road or highway to catch someone speeding. Sometimes they r there to masturbate or make there recent prisoner sqeel like a pig.
Look at that fucking Tree Hugging Pig Bitch, good thing he is sudamizing that bum instead of his job cause I was driving like I stole it.
The sight of a catheter that has been inserted into a moist vagina
"Jesus Christ I just walked past Kelsy and she gave me a right eyeful when she was mid crossing her legs....she's got a bloody catheter in....it looked like a pig sucking a straw"