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When a human defecated inside a pizza pocket and/or pizza pops and freezes it for dinner.
"Hey babe, could you give me a Alaskan Pizza Popper?" -Woman
"Coming right out" -Male
Pepperoni Pizza flavored condom that you hope stretches.
Dawg, I gave her a gigantic slice of pepperoni pizza blanket last night.
When older people put their phones on 'speaker' mode, lay it flat in their palm and walk around like they're talking to a slice of pizza.
Those non digital-native boomers are always walking around making pizza calls. 'Hey grandpa... you can just put that phone to your ear so we don't all have to be involved in your conversation'
The fatty skin that hangs down onto your neck and chin when in the 69 position with a women who has had a bad c section surgery.
I was almost choked by her big pizza dough while we were 69ing.
When Burger King and Pizza Hut have a baby.
When traveling through Muncie I had to stop at Pizza King, the child of Burger King and Pizza Hut.
When you get really drunk and order a pizza online after the store has closed. You forget that you ordered a pizza because you were drunk and there is a pizza in the stores queue in the morning. They proceed to deliver the pizza when they reopen in the morning. You hear a knock on your door while you are sleeping and in the doorway stands the pizza man who just served as your alarm clock.
**Knock Knock**
Ben (answers door): Damnit Blake! did you order a pizza last night?
Blake: I don't think so, we were pretty drunk though let me check my app.
Blake: Ah shit, looks like I ordered a pizza at 3:30am last night.
Ben: Classic, another alarm clock pizza.