Rule 34 of Art

If it exists; there is clip art of it.

Rule 34 of Art is a generally accepted internet rule that states that shitty clip art exists for any conceivable subject.

Additionally, the rule itself has reasonable limitations and you cannot be too specific on the content of the item in question.

Go ahead Google, "(any noun) clip art".

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The Rule of Fat Chicks

Social rule that states that every group of hot girls numbering two or more must have at least one immensely fat friend with them at all times to make them look better and to provide cock blocks when necessary; usually requires a wingman to jump on the grenade. All groups of hot girls run with at least one fat girl to throw out cock blocks when needed.

-Dude we were hitting on this group of hot girl lastnight at the bar but we got cock blocked.
---What happened man, boyfriend?
-No man, The Rule of Fat Chicks dude.

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rule #1

i am always right no matter what

person #1: Dude 7-5=42 is wrong.

person #2: rule #1

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three day rule

A rule used by douchebag guys who think that waiting three days after a date to call means that the girl will want them more, when really it just pisses them off

I thought he was blowing me off, but he totally three day ruled me. Classic.

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Ten Percent Rule

You must be ten percent smarter than the equipment you attempt to operate.

I tried to fax you but I failed the ten percent rule.

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wikipedia rule of google

Anytime you google anything one of the first 10 hits will always be the wikipedia article about it.

I typed 'google' into google and the 3rd hit was the article on google at wikipedia, thus demonstrating the wikipedia rule of google.

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three second rule

The rule that says if you drop a piece of food on the floor it is ok to eat if you pick it up in three seconds. Usually the 'three seconds' is more like 10 but it is still the three second rule.

*accidentlly drops a chip*
"Three second rule!!"
*eats chip*

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