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Retarded police man had assburger syndrome
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Though not a true disorder, this epidemic is plaguing children and teenagers worldwide, hitting the homeschooling community most of all. It is characterized by a lack of conforming to social cues. While those afflicted can understand social cues, they simply don't care; believing that everything is about them and nothing can have a negative reaction.
Person 1: That dude doesn't even care that he's acting like a douchebag.
Person 2: Wow, he must have Homeschooler Syndrome.
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A rare syndrome classified by the following characteristics:
First, and most important, shameless narcissism... An over exaggerated sense of self importance and worth in this universe and beyond
Secondly, the syndrome, is highly contagious... Those exposed to a person with Mila Syndrome, often feel better about themselves almost immediately...
"Omg, I totally have Mila Syndrome...we ARE the hottest couple in the universe, and beyond..."
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The repeated use of lyrics from B.o.B's song "Airplanes" as a status on facebook, twitter, etc.
Status: "I wish we could pretend that airplanes, in the night sky were like shooting stars, I could really use a wish right now <3.
Comment: You must be suffering from airplane syndrome. That's so used.
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The "Oz" Syndrome is when a guy is stunning looking and confident yet can't get laid because girls think he's a player and a douchebag. Often found alone at home while the less attractive guys are out banging lots of beautiful women. He gets tons of looks from women but very rarely gets past "Hi"
In other words, a "brad pitt" treated like an uggo
"Oz" Syndrome:
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher from American Pie 1 and 2
American Pie (1999)
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me beautiful.
College Girl: What did you just say?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me beautiful!
girl laughs
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Friends call me Nova as in Casanova.
College Girl: That's pathetic!
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Jeez you don't have to laugh at me.
Also hated in real life, from Chris Klein's IMDb page:
"1. Hes a sexist pig
2. Hes an ugly jerk
3. Cannot act to even save his own *beep* life
4. was incredibly Rude to Katie Holmes
5. he thinks hes Gods gift to women
6. Because I *beep* hate his guts.
This guy is the biggest piece of *beep* to ever grace this world. He really needs to bury his head in the sand and just leave it there. That would be his major contribution to society. He has nothing to offer but his arrogance and constant negative attitude. He deserves a slap in his face. Thats all I have to say."
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The disorder among people in the Alpha Chi Rho Fraternity to make anything that has any potential of being fun, not fun.
"Hey man I put rice all over the floor as a prank."
"Unfortunately I suffer from Crow Syndrome, so I am going to have to evict you lmao."
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- Disease that involves sitting around the house doing nothing but eating, smoking (ciggarettes and pot), sleeping, and masturbating (particularly if you get caught)
"I can't answer the phone right now, I've got a bad case of tuba syndrome"
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