A person who will fuck your mom
“Damn, Taylor just fucked my mom.”
Taylor is the hottest, sexiest girl you'll ever meet. Shes loving, caring, funny, and cute. She'll always make you smile and laugh. Once you meet a taylor, make her yours don't lose your chance.
Boy: ZAMN WHO DAT SHE SO SEXY
Girl: o thats taylor and shes single
Boy: IM BOUTTA HOP ON THAT
Hey this is one of the few male Taylors out there and would like to let you know we exist.
Yeah! It's like a multisex name! Which you don't get when you read all these Taylor definitions while searching up your friends/partners names. It's always a she and stuff, like c'mon dude I'm here! I am also very cool and awesome. Self-confidence, its good for you from time to time.
So uh, nice to meet you. Male Taylors are better than the female ones, we just are, thats a fact.
Nice to meet you all :)
Taylor: "Hey I'm Taylor"
Person: "Isn't that a girls name?"
Taylor: *Audible sigh*
Intelligent. Dresses like a dad. Loves to debate. Says "Yes Daddy" to every reference of Jesus. Absolute brat and pillow princess. Is A Guy™.
No one:
Taylor: I'm a pure holy child who thirsts for Jesus.
big penis really really attractive
This mf Taylor got the biggest dick i’ve seen bro
Taylor originally a man's name then appropriated by the others.
Common things that male Taylor's will hear from the others:
You're so hot.
Stop being SO hot!
Omg I want to be all over you rn!
I can't handle how...idk what's another word for perfect? I guess Taylor would be it.
Okay daddy.
You made squirt, I've never done that before, I thought it was a myth!
God I can't walk straight
Your should come with a disclaimer to warn everyone how thick and big your penis is.
Can I sit on my knees looking up at you with my big eyes, waiting as patiently as I can while you unzip your pants?
You just taste so good
You have the best smile
Will you please send me a dick pic?
And so on and so on
These are all quotes btw...
Taylor wrecked me last night, and I want more.