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One of those guys who plays mobile games and gets pissy
You’re acting like an Adam. Cut it out .
The first Man to ever get laid.
Adam puts the sea in seamen.
Adam and Eve had wild sex all night long.
One of those guys who downloads mobile games and starts throwing shit when something doesn’t work out. Adam is unpredictable and will probably throw something in your direction if the game makes him mad enough so beware.
Look dude, it’s just a game! Don’t be an Adam.
a kid who looks like a blobfish and acts like every farm animal
"Is that Adam?"
"OH you mean the snorting blobfish"
"YES exactly bro"
A superficial person, with a huge ego and nothing to back it up. Acts evolved and open minded when in reality is a misogynistic ass who makes women think they care, but actually just want to get in their pants. And who collects expensive fountain pens?? What are you? 97?
“Don’t be an Adam, no one will take you seriously!”
Adam is a very special guy, with lots of friends! Or not, and that's okay too! He is very good at doing things and is proficient at stuff, making him very useful to people and society in general or perhaps specifically? Adam is a handsome boy, but maybe not everybody can see that, and thats okay. Somebody will love you one day! Either way, I'm sure your mother loves you, unless you don't have a mum, in which case... unlucky, I guess. Adams are generally well liked by most people because of their fantastic name, gorgeous hair, long/short fingers (if your fingers are medium size just leave) and ability to control minds. Adams should be proud to be so special and unique and totally not on the spectrum, and live every day as if it's their last (it might well be).
Mummy: Who's a special boy
Me: me.
(Adam)
A cool and amazing person. They are so cool and deserve everything in life. They are way better than anybody named Isabella or Cooper or Ben or Anna or Dylan. They truly deserve the world and you should give it to them, in the form of presents. He wants an Amazon gift card please.
Wow that’s Adam
Oh yeah it is
He is so hot
Yeah he is