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When a person is walking and taking a shit at the same time, preferably without clothes on. The result is a silly walk while doing it.
Take the camera and record me while I do this awesome shit walk.
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The walk you have to make when getting out from underneath blankets to go get another one cause it's so damn cold
"My body went from 98.6 degrees to feeling like -5 after that freezer walk I just did"
When Andrew Jackson forced the native Americans to leave their land and go to Oklahoma in the early 1800's.
Teacher: Many Native Americans died on that journey, that's why it's called the trail of tears
Joe: no, it was called the walk of shame, because they were ashamed to leave their land.
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When a person at a party, normally names Julie, makes a mistake and refuses to allow help. Specifically with car parking
Oh look, Julie is doing the walk of shame because she can’t figure out parking logistics.
After a drunk night, you wake and next
to you is a dirty plate of greasy junk food you consumed and forgot you ate. You feel shame and realize you consumed an insane amount of calories and ruined your healthy diet. You pick up the dirty dish and walk it to the sink and try to clean up all evidence of your glutinous night.
Beatrice woke to a plate of half finished nachos and had a walk of shame with the plate to the sink.
When you walk back to work after forgetting something because you were in a rush to leave work in the first place.
Supervisor: “You’re still here!? I thought you left x minutes ago!”
Literally Any employee: “Yeah, I just had to take the walk of shame cuz I forgot my wallet.”
Supervisor: *Insert any stupid comment that makes you wish they shut the fuck up*