you cant be mad at chris for being chris
“WTH CHRIS J FKN MURDERS A DISABLED KID!!”
“It’s fine, Chris be Chrissing”
“Oh yeah, you’re correct
a dumb ass bitch, loser, weirdo
kinda fat, the only one who’s ugly in his entire family.
“have you seen chris moeller around?”
“nah i haven’t seen that dumb bitch since he started dating that satanic chick”
A guy who jerks off when he gets a victory royale and eats a fat bitch after his hand workout. If you ask him to hang out he’s going to say no cause he’s too busy jerking off probably. Chris has a skill that nobody else has and that is to bust in under 1 minute. He’s still single and needs a lover so hit his line asap!
You wanna hang later, can’t I’m too busy being a Chris Moore
Chris and Ariyanna can be a toxic couple, on the other hand they can get a little freaky at a point in time. Little do they know they love each other very much and can be on and off 5 times in one week
DANG!!! Chris and Ariyanna are still together???
When someone is caught smoking by a friend group, so you say the phrase “Chris Smokie” to inform EVERYONE
“did you hear that he had a cart on him? Chris Smokie!!!”
A “Chris Smokie” is a term used to describe someone who is caught smoking.