(noun) One that participates in the act of turd burgling
(verb) the act of defecation/turd penetration into a partners anus repeatedly back and forth.
The turd burgler and I were turd burgling, but our anal seal just wasn't tight enough, so I spurgled snurgle down my leg.
A child or infant who often sneaks in a Turd immediately after changing him or her into a fresh clean diaper...
I was so upset at my Turd Burgler baby for chucking a duck into his pamper right after I changed him.
A gay Brazilian man, living in Foster City that loves to throw feces at unsuspecting victims
Hey man, you can’t be a turd flinger with my new friends!
When someone is being a shit head you call them a turd unit
"Hey have you seen Marc's photo? He's a right turd unit"
A hot battered turd describes a snobby person and/or a very conceited one. Arrogant about their looks so as to appear to be pleasant and welcoming but once you break through a thin veneer they are rotten to the core.
Annabella is such a hot battered turd she thinks no man is attractive enough to equal her so she just fishes for men who have huge incomes and bank accounts.
When you let one go and it's bending when it's coming out. it's like it doesn't know any better because it's just a turd. -V.O.
That guy in the box at the end of the street is a turd bender.
An exceptionally girthy line of a sortable drug
“Man, don’t give me that small ass line when you just cut yourself a monkey turd!”
“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”