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It’s a relative of the very known snapping turtle but it’s a noming turtle also ur known as a noming alyssa
Stop being such a noming turtle/ noming Alyssa
when receiving oral sex and your partner is biting you.
“how was the head dude”
“man that bitch gave me turtle head”
When you have the urge to shove a head into a small crevice
Hey! Billy is being a turtle head. He is trying to shove his head into her butthole
Turtle-Head is when you are holding in a turd for so long you can feel the poop poking out of your butt like how a turtle pokes its head of of its shell.
"oh no" john said to himself during the meeting, "I can feel the turtle-head!"
A crap that starts to win the fight.
Hurry up Dave I got a turtle head poking out
The trademark of grandmothers everywhere. Sweet, chewy, and hard to eat with braces. Needs several napkins for consumption, as it's so delicious, it causes massive amounts of drool. Very fattening.
Jinny: Poor Leona couldn't fit into her expensive homecoming dress!
Kimmi: Guess she ate too many caramel turtles.
A pervert that loves turtles. Especially infant turtles the bloody pedo
"OMG HE'S SUCH A TURTLE PERV!"
"I KNOW DID YOU SEE HOW HE WAS LOOKING AT SQUIRT DURING NEMO??"