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(adj.) The state of having one's penis pull up into the body and disappear beyond the foreskin, like a turtle's head. More common in overweight men.
Look at that big fat guy over there, he's totally turtling!
When you have to poop really bad and you feel it oozing out your ass
Hey man brb I think I'm turtling
to annoy.
She is hella turtling me right now.
Can you believe it? She's turtling everyone again.
To do turtling, you will need 4 or more people and the class turtle. Each person involved will fuck the turtle and the last person to nut will have to drink all the nut out of the dead turtle.
Me and my class wanted to pull a prank on the teacher, so we decided to do turtling!
When Meghan Markle tries to hide how horrible her personality is by pretending it’s everyone else around her and she’s so likeable
I shoved an old lady and I started Turtling to avoid the repercussions
When you sit down and your penis inside itself.
Ahh crap, my penis is turtling. I better stand up.
Turtling is when a man/animal walks around with its cock out whilst smiling at you
My neighbour was turtling in his garden.