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when two friends know that they have slept with the same chick and refuse to admit it to eachother because she was really ugly, a total skank or lame in bed
i was having a drink at the bar with my best friend when a horribly familiar voice behind us shouted "hello boys!". One look at my friends face and I knew we were Mongolian brothers.
When two bros cum inside their girlfriends.
"Man now we're Twinkie Brothers!"
When you have sex with identical twin sisters on the same night, in the same bed.
You banged her twin last night? We’re panini brothers!
rarest condition that makes your brother a mother
me:Your mom gay
carl:your granny is a tranny
me:your sister is a mister
carl:your dad is LESBIAN
me:your brother is a MOTHER
carl;Explodes
when you cant beat a game so you ask for your brothers help
timmy:you tommy plz help with game
big bro:sure bro
this is brother game help
An African American Asian man who cooks in his underwear but wears a homemade v cut tee-shirt and apron. Always taking constant pisses in his garden even though the bathroom is twenty steps the other way.
Finley: What up brother al
Brother Al: what do u want I’m cooking
Al slugs beer and pisses outside
Micheal Fontanellos brothers friends uncle who happens to be Odell Beckham Jrs agent
Me:Bro did you hear Odell is thinking about going to the giants or cowboys
Jeremy:Yeah bro Fonts brothers friends uncle told me.