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Callum Johnsons 5 minutes are actually 25 minutes
Callum - "ill be back in five minutes"
Call- hes gone for a pot noodle
The largest most massive single turd imaginable, along the size and shape of a very big fish. Its so big, it sticks out of the water.
Dang it Bob, you left a five pound trout in the toilet without flushing it down. If you want everyone to see your masterpieces, send them to the Louvre!
People who would kill anybody for a little change. People of low intelligence and shifty moral character.
Damn y'all are some five dollar killers yo.
In reference to the binary scale of judging women, a negative five is a woman so so ugly that she should not be allowed to reproduce.
HOLY SHIT! Dude, did you see that negative five over at Five Guys?
An orgy involving at least two women with hairy legs.
Winter in the Klondike is a perfect time for dinner with friends and a Yeti High Five.
When you and a friend from your past, get together after a big hiatus, and realize that you both have been living your best lives, and now they finally intersect. Who needs real high fives, when your lives can high five themselves!?
Josh: This is crazy. We both own houses, have killer jobs we love, we spend every weekend on the water, and we basically have been killing it! So glad we are hanging out again!
Brittany: Duh. Life high five!
He had five minutes of fame then went back to being a dumbass