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A Sam is the type of guy to cheat on you but say he won’t. A Sam is the type of guy to date you and move on in 3 days. A Sam askes girls for nudes thinking it’s a joke. If you know a Sam stay away he might end up punching you in the throat. A Sam is a self centered 2 foot tall asshole. His relationships are always toxic and blames in on the other person but when in reality he’s the problem because he’s secretly gay and will never admit it cause his chode is so small only a slutty girl would want it. If you know a Sam watch out he might ruin your life in 2 seconds... well at least he thinks he can.
“Ew Sam? He’s so gross”
“I know he’s such a dickhead
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Sam is a cool person I know
Maybe one of the best people you could ever meet. Sam is a charming, smart, talented, adorable little teddy bear. He can be one of your best friends, and if he becomes your boyfriend he'll only get better and better. He's caring, he's compassionate, he's romantic. He's never afraid to tell you how he feels. He lets you play with his hair, and you can easily get lost in his green eyes, since he's probably lost in yours already (= Sam can sometimes shelter away, but he's never afraid to write you a long romantic paragraph whenever he feels like it.
You: Sammy?
Him: Yea?
You: Whatcha thinking?
Him: I love you.
Pretty brick guy
Never hits more than 1 three per pickup game
That’s it
Either he’s 1/1 or -354/-98
Also pretty bad at hog
And cr
“How’s his basketball”
“He’s a Sam”
“Oh lord get me away from him, his brick was might spread to me,” said Danial the 10x NBA MVP, champion, all star mvp, scoring title winner, dpoy winner, and 2k god player
Sam is just a in a constant state of depression and regretting past life decisions. He also has a small pp.
Sam is sad.