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A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.
A: so how wild was the sex?
B: you have no idea, he let me give him a Newtons Apple!
A:*mind blown*
A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.
A: so how wild was the sex?
B: you have no idea, he let me give him a Newtons Apple!
A:*mind blown*
A person with an enormous or apple shaped head; someone that is so ditsy they should be made fun of by default (aka McParland).
"McParland is such a dork."
"Yeah. That apple head can't do anything right."
A middle-aged, overweight woman who dresses in alarmingly-bright floaty dresses.
The family BBQ was more chillaxed and meaningful until Aunty Floating Apple turned up with a wineglass in hand....
This is when the knob head is so freaking ginormous and reddish, that it is called a gala apple prepuce
João: Bro, I know some one in the volleyball team that has the biggest ass dick
Andreas: Oh seriously, what do you mean, tho?
João: We were in the dressing room, and he showed us his dick and when he did, we could see his behemoth Gala Apple prepuce
Someone who seems appealing but is actually fückin gross.
Yeah, you could hit that off you're really keen but I hear she's a cooking apple
A person that seems to be nice but is actually not nice.
I thought it was going to be nice but they ended up being a cooking apple