Play Good Cop Bad Cop

Phrase

1. A phrase now used to denote a males desire to mate with a previously identified female,Usually with handcuffs.

2. A sexual act in which two willing partners go into a shower and the submissive partner gets handcuffed to the faucet.Then said submissive partner recieves oral sex to great celebration.

1. Ted: "Damn did you just see that girl?"

Dave: "Hell yeah I'd play good cop bad cop with her"

2. Ted: "Hey man how'd it go with that chick from the club??"

Dave: "Not bad man. Played a little good cop bad cop."

Ted: "Word?" high five

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Don't play where you eat

When a customer comes in with her son and you make references towards having relations with her in front of her son but then rescind the other by using work as an excuse.

Mom: What are you doing later?
Employee: I'm sorry but I subscribe to the methodology of Don't play where you eat.

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Getting his Ds Played

Getting your dick sucked

Matt was on the breesway, getting his ds played all night long.

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if not, then flip her over and play in the mud.

a female is to young to have pubic hair so you should do her in the ass.

If somebody says "if there is grass on the field play ball" but there is no grass on the field a response is "if not, then flip her over and play in the mud."

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This is so sad Alexa play Despacito

Twitter decided that the “This is so sad can we hit _ likes” and Despacito 2 memes weren’t enough, so they had to combine them into a new meme.

Person A: I tripper today

Person B: This is so sad Alexa play Despacito

Person A: You can’t just add memes upon memes and think that it’s memes

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Must!Play!Fast! recs (distro)

Must!Play!Fast! recs (distro) is a d.i.y. owned label runned by anthony herrera from stockton cal Must!Play!Fast! recs (distro) owner rejects the thought of mainstream music and all it offers and only releases bands that have a good sound and that he belives deserve to be produced on vinyl Must!Play!Fast! recs (distro) owner anthony herrera has been known to belittle certain venues and labels that he strongly belives that are feeding off the true underground scene
some of the released meterial that has been released on Must!Play!Fast! recs (distro) sunnyvales 2 piece drum and base trio godstomper LAST okayama japans finest thrash core band CRUCIAL SECTION also from japan STRAINS OF THE APOCALYPSE from oakland california Must!Play!Fast! recs (distro) ANTHONY HERRERA quotes im doing this for the love of the bands and there music if i dont do it it will never be hered and if i dont do it soemone else will i dont see myself slowing down at all for awhile im going to keep on dropping wax bands deserve it

Must!Play!Fast! recs (distro)anthony herrera says fuck you and your mainstream counterculture

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Snow wanna play DeepWoken?

Snow Play DeepWoken with me Pls 😍 When you ask snow to play DeepWoken with you.

Hey Snow, Wanna play DeepWoken? (snow wanna play DeepWoken?)

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