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The act of using alot of deodorant or aftershave to mask your smell instead of having a real shower.
I'll be 1 min gonna have a packy shower instead
Wiping yourself down with a baby wipe as an alternative to bathing.
I had no time to get ready today, so I took a mommy shower.
A shower shower is when you shower a shower by showering it with another shower.
I just showered my shower. It's a shower shower.
A shower shower is when you wash a shower by making it take a shower in a shower.
I just showered my shower by doing a shower shower.
A phrase used for creatively saying “die.” You tend to use this word when someone is being a dickhead, and you are pissed off with them.
“You are telling me to die?” “How about slip in the shower!”
When a person climbs into the ceiling of a bathroom and cuts a hole above the shower recess for their erect penis to hang through and then ejaculates on the next unsuspecting user of the shower.
He was mortified to find his roommate had once again given him a Bomber's Surprise Shower when entering the shower to prepare for work. It would take him hours to remove all the semen from his hair.
The act of bathing naked in almonds. Obviously.
I took an almond shower last night and now my skin is dry from the piles of salt accrued on my skin.