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Sounds Boner

A great idea. Confirmation of approval.

Q: You want to go see QOTSA tonight?

A: That sounds boner.

by Bryan Wall March 19, 2006

7πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Lady boner

What you get when you see your super hot sexy uncle that’s 34 years older than you but is good at eating koochie

I think I just got a lady boner because my uncle gibby just walked by

by Ya fucking girl May 9, 2019

7πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


sports boner

Excitement do to a great physical sports related feat.

I got a major sports boner when Kirby Pucket made that leaping catch in the 1987 World Series

by q-tip September 27, 2006

8πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


confusion boner

when one thinks to hard about something and results in a full erection of the male penis

i got a confusion boner in calculus today

by doctorgiggles April 20, 2011

8πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


boner bag

the female sex organ also known as the vagina.

he slammed his rod excrutiatingly deep into her boner bag.

by churchpw April 12, 2006

15πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Ripskin Boner

When one achieves an erection which manifests such intensity that it ostensibly appears to rip through the outer skin of the hard penis.

1. After drunkenly making out with a transvestite hooker, little Johnny had a ripskin boner.

2. Warning label for erectile dysfunction pills: If erection is achieved and lasts for more than 4 hours, you may have a ripskin boner requiring immediate medical attention.

by Brosh Ripskin Stern July 17, 2009

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Corona boner

When you have been in isolation for so long beating your meat, you are physically unable to maintain an erection but you continue to rub one out despite never achieving full erectness otherwise known as the corona boner

dude I have been in isolation so long it has Given me a bad case of corona boner

by Fherrightinthep March 17, 2020

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž