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A great idea. Confirmation of approval.
Q: You want to go see QOTSA tonight?
A: That sounds boner.
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What you get when you see your super hot sexy uncle that’s 34 years older than you but is good at eating koochie
I think I just got a lady boner because my uncle gibby just walked by
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Excitement do to a great physical sports related feat.
I got a major sports boner when Kirby Pucket made that leaping catch in the 1987 World Series
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when one thinks to hard about something and results in a full erection of the male penis
i got a confusion boner in calculus today
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the female sex organ also known as the vagina.
he slammed his rod excrutiatingly deep into her boner bag.
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When one achieves an erection which manifests such intensity that it ostensibly appears to rip through the outer skin of the hard penis.
1. After drunkenly making out with a transvestite hooker, little Johnny had a ripskin boner.
2. Warning label for erectile dysfunction pills: If erection is achieved and lasts for more than 4 hours, you may have a ripskin boner requiring immediate medical attention.
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When you have been in isolation for so long beating your meat, you are physically unable to maintain an erection but you continue to rub one out despite never achieving full erectness otherwise known as the corona boner
dude I have been in isolation so long it has Given me a bad case of corona boner
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