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Gummy Bear Porn

To position gummy bears into sexual positions, often times causing massive gummy bear orgies

I spent all last night creating a movie using gummy bear porn!

by Paraprincess October 13, 2010

20๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Child Bearing Hips

Hips that possibly fool, however also trigger a man's innate sense of attraction to women who have the ability to bear children.

That girl could catch it. She has those child bearing hips and a fuck me gut.

by Oscar the Pedophile August 3, 2009

395๐Ÿ‘ 120๐Ÿ‘Ž


bear ninja cowboy

A variation of paper rock scissors where the players act the part rather than using their hands. Two players stand back to back and take three paces away from each other as in a gun duel. They then quickly turn to face each other and act the part of a bear, ninja, or cowboy. The bear mauls the ninja to death, the ninja kicks the cowboy's ass, and the cowboy shoots the bear.

Okay man, bear beats ninja, ninja beats cowboy, and cowboy beats bear.

by andersonland.org July 10, 2004

232๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


teddy bear masc

A teddy bear masc is a masculine presenting lesbian that has curves or is thicker in their body. Usually teddy bear mascs are also softer and gentler than other mascs

my body is shaped like a coke bottle but iโ€™m dressed like a fuck boy. iโ€™m a teddy bear masc.

by peachthesnake September 22, 2022

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Da Bears

The South African mining company with a controlling momopoly over world diamond prices.
(pronounced with a lisp)

When he saw Tiffany's price for a one- carat solitaire, his jaw dropped, and all he could mutter was: "Goddam dat Da Bears cartel..."

by CDT April 23, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 114๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sir Rupert the Bear

A perverted bear like creature that lurks in UK.Very dangerous when horny has a an affection to Margaret Thatcher and Angela Merkel who fancies as the ultimate dominatrix.

Oh Shit is Sir Rupert the Bear hide your daughters.

by asid72 January 8, 2012

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Baby Bear's Porridge

A term used to describe something that is "Just Right."

After looking at many coats today, I found one that was Baby Bear's Porridge, so I bought it!

by Dilicious October 27, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž