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We've all heard of the 1-10 scale for looks, but take a look at the 1-10 scale for personality.
1-Witch, beast,bitch, monster. A very mean person, someone that no one likes. Self-centered with a huge ego.
Not a single once of kindness.
2-Awful, one with an ugly personality. Normally a self-absored weasel.
3-Plain mean, always mean, always will be mean.
4-Below average/unattractive personality, may appeal to mind as well.
5-Average, the personality of an average person. May be slightly mean but only in certain situations.
6-Above average personality. Barely an angel but not a devil.
7-Nice, pretty nice. Sometimes mean, sweet and sour.
8-Friendly, your average friendly person, normally smart, too.
9-Nice, kind, sweet, friendly, often book smart and very street smart. Knows how to treat other people because they want to be treated the same way.
10-An angel, sweet, kind, friendly, nice, beautiful personality, smart, wise, can never hold a grudge or hurt anyone. Doesn't exist but the closet one can get is 9.9.
The 1-10 scale (personality) should be used more often.
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A video on the internets that people who have never seen scat porn claim to be "the nastiest video in existence".
Person 1: WHOA MAN, Have you seen "2 girls 1 cup"?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: It's the nastiest video EVER!
Person 2: You've obviously never seen scat porn.
Person 1: What's that?
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2 kittens, 1 boy was a video posted on YouTube in 2010 by Luke Magnotta including a boy putting 2 small kittens into a vacuum seal bag and vacuum sealing them, both kittens died and Magnotta was arrested on June 4th 2012 for first-degree murder.
2 kittens, 1 boy is a disgusting video and should have never been posted in the first place.
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Don't be an asshole.
Especially if you're normally an asshole (you know who you are), try your hardest not to be one. Being a dick to anyone will RUIN an entire trip.
Guy 1: Dude, Guy 3 has been such an douchebag to Guy 4.
Guy 2: I'd kick him out on account of violating Rule 1 of Road Trips, but we're stuck with his sorry ass for another two weeks...
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A foursome where Two men go into her vagina (pink) one goes in her ass (stink)
How bout we go 2 pink 1 stink?
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Jurassic Park x1 x2 x3 x4 x5
refers to the comparission of small through large burps to t-rex screams in jurassic parks movies.
1 being a small burp
through to 5 a huge disgusting lengthy burp
"Burp"
"meh jurasic park 1"
"BUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
"oHHHH thats like a jurassic park fiivvee"
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The act of a woman squating over 2 cups and filling them up from both holes and then enjoys a fresh meal and beverage.
John asked his co-worker Debora if she wanted to grab lunch.
Debora looked at her home made 1 girl 2 cups lunch and picks up both cups from her lunch bag and says with a wide smile"No Thanks John, I brought my lunch"
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