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A boy who is the biggest cock of all time and is a male prostitute at night but in the day he engages with activities which you can only do with 1 braincell but lucky for him he only has 1 braincell however unfortunately he is unable to do any activity that require 2.
Tru fax speaker: Did you know Christian is the biggest slut of the town
Tru fax enjoyer: Yes i did know that and i completely agree with you
Average twitter user (is a dream stan): I think Christian is a very normal person
A dude who is cracked at the tuba my guy.
Christian is cracked.
He is the best friend that anyone could wish for. He is always there’s for u. If he ever needs help go and be here for him. He is always good to be next to. He will make you laugh even if ur sad. He’ll try to cheer u up. And that’s why u love him
Damn Christian why are you doing that
Is a baseball player that bangs slime in Gwinnette
Christian is impulsive
A person who has a forehead so large that it could eclipse the sun, yet somehow is a catholic.
girl1: Is that Christian?
girl2: ew.
Christian is the best. He’s not really too smart, but he’s still really nice guy, and is definitely HOT AF.
Liz: omg bruh did u see Christian today?
Hailey: yeah ikr he looked like, so hot