1. a very painful form of diarrhea, called jade because it is green in color
2. very unpleasant, pain, smelly diarrhea or feces, usually green or at the very least an odd shade of feces
3. a revolting bowl movement in general
4. painful feces one acquires after eating bad foreign food
"Let's never eat in that one Chinese restaurant again. I got home and covered the inside of my toilet with jade dragon."
crap diarrhea shit jade dragon
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Crystal Dragon named Esmeradin, also known as one of the oldest role play gamers in Y!Chat. From what was told, she first logged on in 1995 and has since made several names following this particular Screen name. Her character in the chat room, apparently is one of a very small dragon race, derived from AD&D dracinomicon and has since been working out the roll able stats and attributes for the race to send to Wizards of the coast.
Crystal Dragon Esmeradin stands about seven feet tall in her dragon form, and is covered with opalescent scales that can shift at her will to refract or absorb light and filter it into a laser light burst that can burn at 350 degrees, thus leaving living tissue a pile of ashes. She has oceanic gem toned blue eyes and is very social.
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cum in a girls mouth, tell her you have aids, and then proceed to watch the subsequent reaction in the form of projectile vomit and jizz over a distance of 2.3Km
the 1997 chinese snow dragon incident resulted in the death of 65,567 people, and numerous casualties and MIA's.
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Having a drug addiction; most commonly used to refer to a heroin addiction.
I wish I could get clean, but I've got a dragon on my back.
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The outcome of recieving oral sex after doing a girl in the ass combined with an angry dragon. The beard is added by your balls smacking around on the girls face forming a shit beard.
After I did Tara in the ass she went down on me. My balls were so dirty and I smacked her so hard when I nutted she ended up looking like an angry bearded dragon.
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Sucky dragon created by Strong Bad. Much lamer than Trogdor the Burninator. He is made of an S, more different S, a top mark an a long v, and a couple legs and arms.
Trogdor would burninate the S Is For Sucks Dragon.
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1. a dragon, in a mystical world, known as puff, puff the magic dragon :)
2. the magic dragon can be refered as a drug pipe, and u can puff the magic dragon.
3. wat josh wants to be for halloween
1. puff the magic dragon, flying over the seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE aw shut the fuck up
2. dude, pass the magic dragon yo, mother fucker taking all the puff
3. ha ha ha, josh, u look like puff the magic dragon
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