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When a man keeps the condom he used when he lost his virginity, and hangs it from his review mirror.
See that right there, that’s my dream catcher,earned it early freshman year, been hangin’ and bangin’ since.
When a woman gets her period during a wet dream
Thismorning I woke up and had to throw away my pajamas and bedsheets after having a very messy strawberry dream
When you are losing in any form of sport or game, and you need a comeback to win the match - Yell "HARAMBE THE DREAM" and the almighty Harambe (RIP MY NIGGA) will give you his blessing to go super saiyan and turn the game around.
(call of duty)
Guy 1: "Fuck man we are losing 1-5"
Guy 2: " YO ITS COOL BRO WE GOT THIS HARAMBE THE DREAM"
when both people in a couple are very attractive
dude, judy x nick is a bisexual's dream
(This was made up by me, actually)
A short dream you have before a long dream, sort of like a prologue before a long game or book.
P1: “Hi!”
P2:”Hey, you keep appearing in my warmup dreams..”
P1:”I hope they’re pleasant ones?”
The best clan around, it beats the no u clan because they have tim. They are very nice
Oh look it's sussy Dream Bad, we better stay away because we admire them so much
Oh look it's the best clan around
A dream that most guys have in common where one goes to use a urinal, ends up missing themselves. The dreamer typically wakes up having wet the bed
"Bro, I had the urinal dream last night"