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Casual guy who normally doesn't drink, but give him a few shots and he's the life of the party. He transforms into a dance machine, swagg surfing, fist pumping, single cup beer pong champ, and just became the most interesting man in the world.
Every now and then you have to unleash the tiger in you. tiger drunk.
When you are so drunk that you have a shine to your face (probably sweat!)
Being Cuddle Drunk is the delirious and delicious state of feeling intoxicated after many hours of intimate cuddling leading to a state of mind and body similar to being intoxicated.
4:31 AM You sound drunk… Mmmmm I’m just cuddle drunk.
I’m so cuddle drunk I can’t write this definition!! 💕.
Warning… too much intimate cuddling causes extreme Cuddle Drunkness. ummmm wha k mmm yeeahh
When you post something while under the influence of loneliness and boredom
The type of person who would fuck your dog, kill your whole family, sacrifise your mom to the devils, terrorize an orphanage, spit in your apple juice and then fuck your dog again.
They're also a 13yo moderator on KyndraHQ's server and gay asf.
"Have you heard what Susan did yesterday? It was so poggers."
"I know right? She's souch a silly angy little sussy drunk man teehee uwu!"
When you get drunk and jerk off outside
Todd had a drunk splat last night
A person who deepthroats McDonald’s at 3am on the daily because of a sad romance failure or a “fall out”
Gosh have you seen that one bitch Karen today?
Oh my god yes she ordered 100 nuggets & a “Diet Coke” Bitch trying to sound healthy? Please what a McDonald’s drunk