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This is the friend that you have that attracts all of the drunk girls. Whether it is emotionally, physically, mentally, they help the random drunk girl in need. No questions asked.
Abbi and Sydney were the drunk girl whisperers to the girl who had daddy issues.
The effects of consuming alcohol that has been poured on your partners genitals and sucked/licked off.
I licked beer from her pussy and ended up Junk Drunk.
A professional drunk is someone who can act like a drunk purposely and controbly really well when sober and obviously when drunk
(Sluty walk, slurs, that fucked up voice, and that attitude)
Dude can u r such a professional drunk!
Being drunk enough that leaning back in one's chair/stool/seat is necessary to consume further quantities of liquor.
Dude, you're full body drunk. You nearly fell off your seat taking that last shot.
Find a kid with downs then get him high and drunk
“Hey remember Nate, we got him retarded high drunk”
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A drawer that looks like it was created, organized, and maintained by a person under the influence of alcohol. Similar to a "junk drawer" but much messier, useless, and impossible to find anything.
I mindlessly throw all of my useless shit into the drunk drawer to be lost forever and to never be used or seen again for any other purpose than eventually throwing in the trash years down the road.
A person who deepthroats McDonald’s at 3am on the daily because of a sad romance failure or a “fall out”
Gosh have you seen that one bitch Karen today?
Oh my god yes she ordered 100 nuggets & a “Diet Coke” Bitch trying to sound healthy? Please what a McDonald’s drunk