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drunk detective is a phenomenon experienced by millions of teens and people in their twenties, occurring the morning after consuming alcohol to the point of "blacking out". drunk detective is the process by which one figures out what took place during the previous evening after the stage of blackout drunk began. drunk detective can be applied to a wide range of questions from something minuscule like "how did I get from the chair to my bed?" all the way up to "am I in fucking mexico? why do I have a forehead tattoo?" it can also refer to an individual undergoing the drunk detective process. Some experienced drunk detectives like to think of drunk detective as a game.
veteran drunk detectives note almost unanimously that the most valuable tools in drunk detective mystery solving are your cell phone's call history and texts sent and received during the correlating blackout drunk, as well as pocket contents especially receipts.
bro: "what happened to you after McGrath's last night?"
other bro:"I don't know bro, I can't even remember leaving, I have some serious drunk detective work to do"
when you love the eras tour so much that you feel drunk off of it
I’m so eras drunk right now Stephanie!
Common to Australian and Irish culture a drunk tradie is a drunk tradesperson, someone who works with their hands constantly in the job they have. Think blue collar jobs and that person is a tradie.
Be careful if you see a drunk tradie at the bar, they’re very good with their hands.
This is the friend that you have that attracts all of the drunk girls. Whether it is emotionally, physically, mentally, they help the random drunk girl in need. No questions asked.
Abbi and Sydney were the drunk girl whisperers to the girl who had daddy issues.
The effects of consuming alcohol that has been poured on your partners genitals and sucked/licked off.
I licked beer from her pussy and ended up Junk Drunk.
A professional drunk is someone who can act like a drunk purposely and controbly really well when sober and obviously when drunk
(Sluty walk, slurs, that fucked up voice, and that attitude)
Dude can u r such a professional drunk!
Getting drunk and have anal sex
Hey, wanna go drunk n donut?
Do I bring the booze or the donut?