Jesus Eyes

What you see when you sniff sharpie markers (As per Dane Cook)

But the black one always smelt like an asshole didn't it ... I can't stop guys, I can't. I just saw Jesus eyes! The marker showed me Jesus Eyes!

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red eye

a stern glare at a person who just fucked up

she must have known that i fucked her friend because when i walked in she gave me the red eye

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Dead Eyes

Noun, Origin 2012

A name for a person in a state of intoxication where their eyes look lifeless.

1. "Dead eyes asked Jake to help find her friends, but they ended up making out instead."

2. "Maybe we should cut old Dead Eyes off, he's keeps trying to wrestle the bartender."

3. "Easy there, Dead Eyes. Maybe you shouldn't have drank that entire bottle of $8 whiskey before the strip club."

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hawk eye

When you moon someone and spread your butt cheeks.

He showed everyone his hawk eye.

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chaps eye

the pee hole of your manhood

look how far the cum shoots from my chaps eye

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eye sticker

when you give a man a blow job and they blow their load in your eye and it hardens and crusts and you have your eye brows and eye lashes crusted to your face

last night daddy gave me an eye sticker and I couldn't see for 8 hours

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eye herpes

pretty self explanatory

"Yo guys, my eye herpes is flaring up again."

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