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When you tag two people in your facebook status, and put "versus" or "vs" in between the two names. By doing so you're implying that the two should argue on your facebook status.
Example
Bob: @John VS @Jane. Facebook battle. GO!
John:BITCH, I'LL FUCK YO SHIT UP!
Jane: I'LL CUT YO DICK OFF!
etc
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Larry: You're my best friend Marty!
Marty: Likewise, Larry!
Larry (On Facebook): Larry thinks Marty is a bitch.
Marty: You're such a Two-facebook Marty!
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the digital equivalent to 'make it public' as in when two people start bringing out any kind of r'ship in front of people- facebook is the first place they'd do so. Probably precedes real life flirt, fight, friendship whatever
Dude (after dinner on first/blind date): wow we look cool in this pic. mind if i wall it on my facebook?
Chick: i dun think thats such a good idea. we should wait a while before we make it facebook.
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A FaceBook Doctor is someone who comments on everyone's status. They diagnose, prescribe, and treat their friends for their "ailments". These people have no medical degree, they are absolute morons, and they will argue to death with a real medical professional. Especially if the true professional is a nurse or doctor.
A FaceBook Doctor is someone who comments on everyone's status. They diagnose, prescribe, and treat their friends for their "ailments". These people have no medical degree, they are absolute morons, and they will argue to death with a real medical professional. Especially if the true professional is a nurse or doctor.
used in a sentence:
Joe: "Ugh, her Aunt is such a FaceBook Doctor"
Mars: "Yeah i know, yesterday she told me that i should stop my eye from hurting by putting Vaseline on it. She then told me to take St. Johns Wart for my depression... I'm not fucking depressed"
Me: "Yeah it's okay, She argued with me yesterday saying that I was wrong to tell Jackie to go to the hospital. The lady's fucking arm got ripped off and she posted the picture. I should know I am a fucking RN"
Mars: "Dude that's okay, she told me that i should just suck it up, stop my pain meds and quit complaining I have a headache... I just had a piece of my skull put in cold storage for 6 months... I'm a fucking brain surgeon too."
Jackie's Aunt: "I think we need some therapy time, you guys are acting like Manic Bipolars with schizo-effective traits. Take some Ritalin, it will calm you down"
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Noun: A giant douche-bag that enjoys posting feed after feed about his awesome life you wish you had. May possibly be, but not limited to, an over-muscular guy that has girls hanging off his eight pack who goes to every awesome party you weren't invited to, or an event you wish happened to you.
Daniel: Man, did you see Tim's post about hooking up with the hottest chick at that frat party?
John: Yeah! He also posted about that massive inheritence of 10 million from his dead aunt.
Daniel: He's such a Facebook Douche.
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Facebook or GTFO!
–verb (used without object)
1. Abbr. FBORGTFO.
()GTFO: An internet acronym short for "get the fuck out".
A)The common practice to unintentionally or intentionally lead someone of the opposite or same sex into believing you wish to engage in intercourse- resulting in requesting their Facebook name for the mere purpose of articulating attention for future usage.
B)Basically; you don't care about having intercourse with someone of the opposite or same sex because you get enough attention to satisfy your needs. But because you like the attention the person you just met is giving you, you don't want to seem shallow by just leaving- so you ask for their Facebook name and continue to talk and flirt online. Which could than result in scheduling future dates.
C) You meet someone for the first time and after sufficient flirting, you want their Facebook name so you can leave and mingle with other people.
Note: A common defensive practice against Skanks, Sluts and Bitches Hoes.
Facebook or GTFO:
*Male sees attractive female at bar*
Attractive Male: Hey, Can I ask your Name?
Attractive Female: Hey yeah, its ______
*Male & Female engage in small talk which involves flirting*
*At some point Male feels he's spending to much time with just one person and wants to mingle with other people*
Attractive Male: I have to get going, may I add you to facebook?
Attractive Female: Yeah sure!
*Female gives First and Last name*
Attractive Male: Hey thanks, I'll see you soon
*Male leaves to find other girls to talk to*
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Writing a post of a songs lyrics on your page. Or having someone do the lyrics with you like a duet.
Dude, we should Facebook sing lighters. I'll do eminen's part, you do the other dude's part and I'll get someone else to do Bruno mars's part. Let's do it on Ashley's page.
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