somebody who likes to finger twats/vaginas
hence the term
OR
they are a twazzle finger because their fingers smell of cum etc.
-extremly crude, i know.
"oh dude! *smells friends fingers* oh holy shizzz since when did you become a twazzle finger?!"
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Salad fingers is a WOMAN. It took a few viewings but I am finally of this opinion due to a couple of pointers...
She has the voice of an old woman.
male dude falls in love with salad fingers
nettles make her lactate
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When you have two finger a woman and she 'squirts' (ejaculates) on your fingers.
I met this girl at a party and went home with her, but during foreplay she gave me a misty finger
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The past act of pleasuring a women by using a bottle of wine, not champagne, then drinking a mixture of the wine and vagina juices.
Cole: "Ya I wine fingered her last night"
Austin: "Did you drink the juices?"
Cole: "Yes, it had a sweet taste."
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A rolled blunt or joint that looks like a broken finger. Usually means the blunt or joint is rolled uneven or rolled when you are already high.
I'm already blazed, I already know I'm about to roll a broken finger.
Stuff these joints 'till they look like broken fingers
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Said after somebody says a silent letter in a word, or puts an incorrect emphasis on a sound/syllable.
Taken from the commentary to "School of Rock". Tomika says "I wanna be a singer" in the movie. In the commentary, someone says "Singer.. like finger!"
a) "I wanna be a singer." said Tomika.
"Singer... like finger!"
b)"I have such bad hiccoughs." *pronounced hik-koff*
"Hiccoughs... like finger!"
c)"I'm the best dancer in the world!" *with emphasis on dan-SIR*
"Dancer... like finger!"
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When you lose something and you hunt for it with your fingers.
doode i lost my change.
it must be in the cushion of the couch.
okay... i'll go finger hunting for it.
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