Something that looks good from 5 feet away, but up close is not real good.
Verb, slang
Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.
"Yeah dude we banged all night, paycheck's not in yet tho so I had to give her the five dollar foot long ya know what I mean?"
"Jim what the fuck."
fist-to-five
(noun or verb) : when you, instead of slapping "fives" you do a "fist bump" not to the other person's fist, but to their outstretched open-hand, awaiting "high-five"
I was surpised when my brother hit me with a fist-to-five when I won the lottery, tellin' me he was cool with it.
intransitive verb; to place one's hand inside of another's anal cavity fully before uncurling one's fingers
The squad conducted the fist to five semi-weekly in order to better organize their innards
Fist to five is a phrase commonly used in school classrooms, mostly of younger ages. This is a rating system that is used to describe how fondly a group of people is on a certain thing. A fist being the worst or least liked and a 5 bring good or the most positive.
Okay class, from fist to five how do you feel about the test?
Jon I held up a 5 because I think I’m going to ace the test!
When a person goes wrist deep with their hands and flicks your prostate repeatedly to a skeet completion
Joey asked this fat chick for a Five Finger Tate Punch, and he’ll never cum another way again
When you get really angry during a Civ game (preferably multiplayer).
Fuck, the Huns declared war on me...
Five Horses! Five fucking horses!