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Ruler of all sauce. Probably has ice in his veins and balls out. Can't be stopped once he starts hitting 3s. Clutch. cooks up on the court.
I was the sauce king last night, couldn't miss my shot.
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the one stop shop for your needs lads, all clothing and apparel and the palm of your hands.
Person 1: dahm i need new clothes
Person 2: Go to culture kings buddy
Person 1: wanna fight me dog, i cant afford that shit
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To master the are of leaving a piece of excrement in the toilet after you have flushed.
Picture rollin' in for your daily newpaper sitting. You have had your second cup of coffee & are growing a tail. Time to go relieve yourself. You open the door to your favorite stall & bam! A big old nugget sits there, with no toilet paper & no discolored water. All you can do is laugh, because the 'remnant king' has struck again.
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1) very large Herpes know at times to explode during sex
Jubjub: Fuck you!
Becky: no, no, their just King herps
Jubjub: i know bitch Kyle died fucking a bitch with King Herps blew his dick into his skull
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when you are so madly in love with a girl and something happens and you too split that you feel like you were the king yesterday but now are nothing..
plus its a pretty kickass song by Jude
Jim: How's it been going since you and Katie broke up?
Mark: Pretty bad... there only one word to discribe
Jim: What's that?
Mark: I just feel like the king of yesterday..
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To place one's balls upon another's forehead whilst they are sleeping.
Taking a picture IS mandatory!
Wingler got King Nuttied in his sleep
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The self appointed name of every person who makes a joke and doesn't want to get the shit kicked outta them for it
"whats the difference between a catholic priest and a clothing drive?
with the priest the boys pants are only half off!"
"dude i was fucked by a priest against my will"
"im just joe king!"
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