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1: An awesome HBO series based from George RR. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire. What happens when you inject Lord of the Rings with the Machiavellian grimdarkness of Real Life, resulting in a spectacle of Porn, Politics and Murder.
2: A great show killed by Dumb and Dumber once they ran out of GRRM's material and in the final seasons enrolled in Rian Johnson's Star Wars School of Subverting Expectations, reducing Television's greatest Masterpiece into a total pile of shit.
3. Politics and Political Science in general, due to the competition and Machiavellian backstabbing inherent in the profession.
1: Game of Thrones is the most intellectual and realistic fantasy series ever!
2: Holy Shit the Last Two Seasons Sucked!
3: If Trump, Xi Jinping and Putin would just stop playing Game of Thrones and measuring their cocks against each other, we might have solved Climate Change.
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They are a better game than Roblox. They have the best graphics ever.
I was playing a game on Core Games.
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When you are going down on a girl and she starts squirming, causing her lips wrap around your face like tentacles.
I was going down on my Tinder date last night and she gave me the squid game.
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The coolest game in the history of cool games
Crab game is so fun! I love hearing 10 year old kids screaming in my ears!
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Rockstar Games is a game developing company which focuses on "freeroam" style gaming. They try to capitalize on just how much you can do in a game while still boring you and all your friends so much that you're going to want to go outside and find something to do.
Oh you want to rob a store? GO FOR IT! But best believe the entire US Military and some are gonna be there to chase you down.
Getting beat up by someone on the street? PUNCH BACK! But wait, there the ENTIRETY OF THE US MILITARY IS AGAIN.
Oh, ok, you're gonna fight other players? Cool! Have fun with no skill auto aim to the head, styled fights. Oh and did i mention you get absolutely nothing from it either? What a steal!
In the end, if you want a game that provides you with the possibility of endless opportunity but somehow just gives nothing, Rockstar Games is the company for you.
Mother 1: "My little Jimmy hasnt stepped foot outside his room in 8 days, it's all that stupid playboxes fault!"
Mother 2: I have the perfect remedy for that, just buy him a game made by Rockstar Games. I bought little Johnny one and he hasnt come HOME for 8 days!"
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Playing a video game for a lengthy time to wait for the sequel to come out.
Man, I can't wait for the Godfather II game. I have been playing The Godfather on my PS2 for 3 weeks.
What a pregaming gaming spree.
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the goal of the game is to have your mark inquisitively say: "whaaat?"
in order to do this you may make up words, mumble, create fictitious events, use clever distractions and etc.
on a defensive measure, if you realize someone is trying to "german you" simply say the word: amstedam. this will let your opponent know they have failed to german you. if someone is not trying to german you and you say amsterdam there are no consequences, but it is also possible to simply use a different word other than amsterdamn (i.e., excuse me? what did you say? etc.).
optional: when completing a german on someone it is optional to throw your right elbow up in a 90 degree angle with fist motion to further rub it in your opponent's face you have indeeded german them.
sidenote: this game was created to promote good grammar in a fun competitive way.
here are a few scenarios of the german game.
katie*: it's just that i don't like... murmur murmur murmur... so not wearing underwear is fun for me.
grandpa sean*: what!?
katie: germaned!
grandpa sean: hey katie, did you know about crappletine?
katie: amsterdam!
grandpa sean: damn.
or
grandpa sean: hey katie, did you know about crappletine?
katie: crappletine? i don't believe I know about such a thing.
grandpa sean: damn.
*the names have been changed in order to protect a lesser party from embarrassment due to his lack of germaning skills.
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