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a polite way to say kill yourself
“I’m sorry I know I fucked up”
“It’s okay, give yourself grave”
Reference to Taylor Swift's song "All Too Well (Ten Minute Version) (Taylor's Version) (From the Vault). She left her scarf at Jake Gyllenhaal's sisters' house, and sings about how he still has it.
Taylor Swift fans use it to express their anger ate J*ke Gyllenhaal
*Watching Spider-Man*
"Just give the scarf back, Jake!"
عطنا لايك طال عمرك
"Farabi mad fake for not giving me clout" means that after conducting a likes audit, I found Farabi to be a fake friend for not liking my most recent Instagram post
When a primate knows that the primate they most desire is a good one, they fight for it, and ensure both primates have the chance at happiness and sharing the banana.
A very silly monke messed up badly and lost his favourite banana, but he couldn't give up...he made himself better and eventually was reunited with his prize banana and made sure he never did anything so silly again...a monke never gives up on a good banana
Masturbating without moving your arm or hand. It's all in the hips.
He had to go to the doctor when he blew out his hip giving it a stay.
April 19th, give your Den a nice deep cleansing sponge bath. (Using a sponge is optional, you can use whatever you have on you that is handy, ie tongue etc).
Shocked by how filthy and dirty Den was, I decided to give him a sponge bath on National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day. A perfect day for a nice deep spring cleansing, get deep in all the cracks and crevices.