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The act of inserting an umbrella up someones rectal passage, then opening it, usually ripping their ass apart.
Wife - "Hey honey, want to go hi ho diddly?"
Husband - "Sure, what is it?"
Wife - "Ill show you..."
Rrrrrrrrrrip...
Husband - "AAAAAAAAAAUUURGH!"
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A Chinese restaurant in the bad part of London (re: London). A probable triad front, it’s noted violent crimes and werewolf sightings.
Might be named for prominent Chinese communist Ho Lee Fook
Saw a man get stabbed out by Ho Lee Fook’s
Doin the Werewolves of London
The act of ejaculating onto a girl in a situation when she least expects it.
Mike: Hey Sarah, can you grab the broom for me? It's in the closet
Sarah opens the closet door to find Chad ejaculating onto her face.
BROS ICING HOS!
Teacher: you, stand up to answer this question.
Student: 😳😳😩..
Everyone: His lan kara ho gaya!
Bro ho skanks are the ones that got away.
Guy 1: Man she was such a bro ho skank last night, giving Jeremy a blumpkin
Guys who are only friends because their girlfriends hang out together.
It's cool if we go to that party, at least my bros through hos can take me home if she can't hang.
Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad a lesbian, ur granny a tranny, AND ur Grandpap a trap
person 1: ur mom gay
person 2: well ur dad a lesbian
person 1: ur granny a tranny
person 2: ur grandpap a trap
person 1: ur bro a ho
person 2: *gets sucked into a black hole to be utterly burnt to a crisp by roasts*