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When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.
I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.
Known originally as Urie Martinez’s haircut, the urie cut is the best haircut you can ever get, a mid taper fade.
Did you get the urie cut?
Yeah I did
Sheeeeshhhh thats definitely the best haircut ever
A below-market rate private detective who generates results at expectation or below what was requested by a client. Usually a person who was a burnt out or fired ex-cop or was never able to be a cop.
I can’t believe this cut rate dick couldn’t even find the person!
Noun: A haircut that one receives where the hair is cut down to the scalp. However unlike being bald the recipient of the scalp cut can actually still grow hair.
“Naa he’s not actually bald he just prefers the scalp cut
What you say to trespassing loitering assaultist refugees when asked for prime Ministership
Cut the traitor is a confined historical punishment for treasonable crimes
When prisoners have their food cut up in smaller portions so they cannot use the certain food object af a weapon or sexual object
Cut up list...Hot dog, banana, apple,....